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Dec 8, 2018 Lobster Thoughts

Zeus, I’m pretty sure.

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An open letter to: The Wiz.

Dec 6, 2018 Lobster Thoughts

Caramel Haiku Catharsis.

Dec 6, 2018 Lobster Thoughts

Dirty Pockets and Haiku Hair Balls.

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Diary of a speed walking salad eater.

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