The gaunt, trembling and profusely perspiring buffoon Coping with male pattern baldness by living Vicariously through horribly stitched puppets Grumbles nonsense into the ears of Subhuman cretins Suffering cerebral degeneracy while … Continue reading INFOMERCIALS.
I find myself far too often, in the land of surreal fever dreams. This paradigm is confusing, its orientation boggles the mind and I begin to sweat. The chimp in … Continue reading SNOW GLOBES.
Circa 2050 post apocalyptic bottom feeding chaos monkeys gorge on the powdered milk barren wasteland Fonterra created While women’s breasts are tagged and bagged, shipped off to leather chair dollar … Continue reading CIRCA 2050.
The mystic experience of suburban sidewalk propaganda machines toilet humour disguised as law enforcement salt and peppered virgins detest being served. A monkey wears a hat do I shake his … Continue reading LAW.
I hear the narcissistic ramblings of pretentious inheritance meat sack vulgar chokes as it tries to describe privilege to captivated recipient who is gazing in admiration not immune to this fable, salivating … Continue reading Jervois.
Perhaps I’ll place these eyes in pockets and ears in silent boxes. Perhaps I’ll pin this tongue to ground and put an end to all its wagging. Perhaps I’ll scatter … Continue reading Perhaps.
If I have the honour, the privilege, of reaching old age, I do intend to make the most of it. Right up to the point where I begin to lose … Continue reading THE FINAL THOUGHT.